Thursday, April 22, 2010

RESULTS OF THE TWB DRAFT SPECTACULAR

The 2010 TWB Draft Spectacular is IN THE BOOKS. You can read through the entire Lord-of-the-Rings-Trilogy-length thing here, which includes a spat I got into with another guy who was shit-talking KENTA, and you know I can't stand for that. It was all in good fun though, and I'd do it all over again.

Here is my roster, and the other three fellers' rosters. I obviously won. So you can just say that in the comments section and move along. Because I am the best in the world at what I do. Internet fantasy wrestling drafts.

PIZZABODYSLAM'S ROSTER
FIRST PICK: CHRIS JERICHO
Photo - WWE.com

2. Daniel Bryan

3. The Undertaker

4. Kurt Angle

5. Chris Hero

6. Triple H

7. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero

8. Davey Richards

9. KENTA

10. The Hart Dynasty (with Bret Hart & Natalya)

11. Nigel McGuinness

12. Mick Foley

13. Eddie Kingston

14. Kane

15. Jimmy Jacobs

16. Joey Ryan

17. Shelton Benjamin

18. Larry Sweeney

19. Takeshi Morishima

20. Eddie Edwards

21. Young Bucks

22. Colt Cabana


KOPPOKICK'S ROSTER
FIRST PICK: JOHN CENA
Photo - WWE.com

2. AJ Styles

3. Rob Van Dam (Traded to Dylan/Brandon for Rey Mysterio)

4. Christian

5. Evan Bourne

6. Sheamus

7. Dolph Ziggler

8. Jeff Jarrett

9. Claudio Castagnoli

10. William Regal

11. Homicide and Hernandez

12. Mike Knox

13. Ric Flair

14. Low Ki

15. Alex Shelley

16. Chris Sabin

17. Yoshi Tatsu

18. Jay Briscoe

19. Mark Briscoe

20. Jigsaw

21. Jack Evans and Teddy Hart

22. Primo


TH'S ROSTER
FIRST PICK: CM PUNK

2. Batista

3. Jeff Hardy

4. Samoa Joe

5. Mike Quackenbush

6. Jack Swagger

7. Austin Aries

8. MVP

9. Beth Phoenix and Awesome Kong

10. Kofi Kingston

11. Mark Henry

12. Necro Butcher

13. Zack Ryder

14. Goldust

15. Wade Barrett

16. El Generico

17. Finlay

18. Delirious

19. Skip Sheffield

20. Christopher Daniels

21. Kevin Steen & Steve Corino

22. UltraMantis Black


DYLAN/BRANDON'S ROSTER
FIRST PICK: REY MYSTERIO (TRADED TO KOPPOKICK FOR ROB VAN DAM)
Photo - WWE.com

2. Randy Orton

3. The Miz

4. Big Show

5. Goldberg

6. Edge

7. James Storm

8. Robert Roode

9. John Morrison

10. The Beautiful People

11. Shawn Michaels

12. Joey Mercury

13. Sabu

14. Scott Steiner

15. Booker T

16. Mr. Anderson

17. Adam Bomb

18. Viscera

19. Vader

20. Sting

21. Brian Kendrick and Paul London

22. The Shockmaster


And, just for fun, let's say I had to fantasy book a one-off show TOOONIGHT, using as every single guy I drafted. Here is what I would throw together.


CO-MAIN EVENT - DREAM TAG TEAM MATCH

Chris Jericho & Davey Richards vs. Daniel Bryan & KENTA

CO-MAIN EVENT - SUBMISSION MATCH

Undertaker vs. Kurt Angle

TAG TEAM MATCH

The Hart Dynasty (with Bret Hart and Natalya Neidhart) vs. The Young Bucks

UNDENIABLE ROH WORLD TITLE REMATCH

Nigel McGuinness vs. Takeshi Morishima

NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE PEDIGREE

Triple H vs. Joey Ryan

FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR

"That Young Knockout Kid" Chris Hero (with Larry Sweeney) vs. Eddie Kingston (with Mick Foley!)

SIX MAN MAYHEM

Kane vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Colt Cabana vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Eddie Edwards vs. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero


There! Seven pretty epic matches. Or... six epic matches and one match of six dudes thrown together. Although, if I can get into a Six Man Mayhem match with Rashce Brown and five jobbers, then I can definitely get into this one.

1 comment:

  1. I'm gonna do a whole booking post for mine, at least through the first PPV, which will culminate in...

    PUNK VS. JOE FOR THE TITLE~!~!~!

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