Thursday, April 8, 2010


I don't know how. His tweets read more like Rhett Titus wrote them. Some examples:

@catalinawhite I bet u are pumped...atleast were last night hiiiii ooooo

Its 12:52, just got back from pleasure town.... I was there a whole 4 mins this time! She won't be able to walk for atleast 1 min

Moved to Texas, they say everythings bigger in Texas...well I don't know if that's humanly possible for me to get any huger!

Glad I'm home..can't wait to bone! With the United States Champion belt on! Boo Yeah!

I wanna talk to my fans! Tweet me the dirtiest thing you can think of and whoever wins gets to have me gut wrench powerbomb in their pants!

Hey my action is out! Yeah that's right I have an action figure...suck that Brad Pitt! Bet u don't have one! Yes it doubles as a vibrator!

Knock knock, who's there? Why haven't u shown me your titties yet??

But he's on the WWE's official list of Superstar Twitter accounts... so it's legit. And hilarious.


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  2. Didn't WWE at some point hype him up as an Academic All American? >_>

  3. He clearly needs to add this hilarious part of his real life to his gimmick. He loves titties!