With that said, here are five upcoming guest hosts for RAW, all of which make my crazy bone vibrate (trying to figure out what that means is like trying to find the logic in getting celebrities to decide the fate of the most prestigious wrestling championship in the country).
APRIL 12TH 2010
Main Event: John Cena and David Hasselhoff vs. Batista & ShoMiz
Finish: Hasselhoff with a victory roll on Big Show.
APRIL 19TH 2010
WILL FORTE, KRISTEN WIIG AND RYAN PHILLIPE
Main Event: MacGruber vs. a returning Shawn Michaels
Finish: MacGruber no-sells Sweet Chin Music puro-style, chokes HBK out
MAY 3RD 2010
Main Event: Wayne Brady hosts a Whose Line Over-the-Top Off-With-the-Top Divas Battle Royal
Finish: Wayne Brady takes off his top
MAY 10TH 2010
Main Event: WWE Championship Match - Flava Flav vs. John Cena
Finish: Flava Flav def. Cena, defends title on Flavor of Love 4 against loose women
MAY 24TH 2010
This show will clearly just be hilarious.