LOOKING AT THE NEXT BATCH OF INSANE RAW GUEST HOSTS

For every nay-saying fibre in my wrestling-loving body that despises the guest host premise, there is an equal number of yay-saying fibres (I don't know why I chose the word fibre, in retrospect, I regret it) that loves the sheer chaos they bring.

With that said, here are five upcoming guest hosts for RAW, all of which make my crazy bone vibrate (trying to figure out what that means is like trying to find the logic in getting celebrities to decide the fate of the most prestigious wrestling championship in the country).

APRIL 12TH 2010

DAVID HASSELHOFF

Main Event: John Cena and David Hasselhoff vs. Batista & ShoMiz

Finish: Hasselhoff with a victory roll on Big Show.

APRIL 19TH 2010

WILL FORTE, KRISTEN WIIG AND RYAN PHILLIPE

Main Event: MacGruber vs. a returning Shawn Michaels

Finish: MacGruber no-sells Sweet Chin Music puro-style, chokes HBK out

MAY 3RD 2010

WAYNE BRADY

Main Event: Wayne Brady hosts a Whose Line Over-the-Top Off-With-the-Top Divas Battle Royal

Finish: Wayne Brady takes off his top

MAY 10TH 2010

FLAVA FLAV

Main Event: WWE Championship Match - Flava Flav vs. John Cena

Finish: Flava Flav def. Cena, defends title on Flavor of Love 4 against loose women

MAY 24TH 2010

JON LOVITZ

This show will clearly just be hilarious.