During the recap of Punk offering his hair for one more match with Rey Mysterio, I remembered I had a dream about CM Punk, and his head was shaved, but not entirely, instead it was more like a Hulk Hogan skullet. Hopefully that's not a flash forward I had.
There is nothing better going on right now than the Straight Edge Society. I really feel like we'll look back on this years from now and realize how ahead of it's time it was. Or something.
This, once again, has been a heel-heavy Smackdown. But I guess that's the nature of the business, or how it generally should be… have the heels run TV so the faces can extract their revenge on PPV.
That I Paid To See Daniel Bryan needs to show up on every show.
... I didn't write a lot. I'm sorry I wasn't funny. I'm ashamed of this review.
So in place of it, here is a video of Mickie James on Jenny Jones.