PRO WRESTLING MOMENTS IN REAL LIFE: OVECHKIN SNOWS KID IN

Alexander Ovechkin turned heel on children everywhere when he skated full-speed at a flag-waving kid and stopped right in front of him - snowing the little feller in.

People are fuming over this, one hockey writer even kayfabed and called him "bush league," while hockey smarks everywhere applaud his heel tactics (knowing that hockey is in fact rigged).

You can catch the potential blow-off tonight as Montreal seeks revenge against Washington. If the kid interferes and costs Ovechkin's Capitals the game, I'll lose my shit. The IWC (IHC?) will call the finish "predictable" and trash Commissioner Gary Bettman's shock-value booking.