1998: Edge and Sable def. Marc Mero and Jacqueline
1999: The Acolytes def. Edge and Christian et al (Tag Turmoil)
2000: Edge and Christian def. The Hardy Boyz, The Dudley Boyz
2001: Edge def. Lance Storm
2002: Edge def. Eddie Guerrero
2004: Edge def. Chris Jericho, Batista
2005: Edge def. Matt Hardy
2006: Edge def. John Cena
2008: The Undertaker def. Edge
Edge went on an absolute TEAR at SummerSlam, winning six consecutive matches, until running into the Undertaker who kinda has a thing about streaks. But I still think Edge has a fair case for being Captain of Team Cena. And who woulda thunk that Edge's first tag team win at SummerSlam was with Sable?
Let's see what the rest of Team WWE was up to while Edge was beating everyone up (including members of his own team):
BRET "THE HITMAN" HART
5 WINS - 4 LOSSES
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1988: Demolition def. The Hart Foundation
1989: The Brainbusters def. The Hart Foundation
1990: The Hart Foundation def. Demolition
1991: Bret Hart def. Mr. Perfect
1992: The British Bulldog def. Bret Hart
1993: Jerry Lawler def. Bret Hart (DQ)
1994: Bret Hart def. Owen Hart
1995: Bret Hart def. Isaac Yankem
1997: Bret Hart def. The Undertaker
On his own, Bret's much more impressive at 4-2. Maybe teaming up at SummerSlam isn't a good idea? Maybe he should rethink those jorts too?
JOHN CENA
3 WINS - 3 LOSSES
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2004: John Cena def. Booker T
2005: John Cena def. Jericho
2006: Edge def. John Cena
2007: John Cena def. Randy Orton
2008: Batista def. John Cena
2009: Randy Orton def. John Cena
Cena has only wrestled one match at SummerSlam that wasn't for a Championship, and he lost it. He's also never teamed with anyone at SummerSlam. He's also a Superman type character. All of these things are worth considering, if you think wrestling is real.
CHRIS JERICHO
2 WINS - 5 LOSSES
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2000: Chris Benoit def. Chris Jericho
2001: Chris Jericho def. Rhyno
2002: Ric Flair def. Chris Jericho
2003: Triple H def. Chris Jericho et al (EC)
2004: Edge def. Chris Jericho, Batista
2005: John Cena def. Chris Jericho
2008: Chris Jericho def. Rebecca Michaels' upper lip
2009: JeriShow def. Cryme Tyme
With the worst record of anyone on Team WWE, Jericho probably should've checked his facts before opening his mouth about leading this here supergroup. Although, his only tag match was a successful one, and he does have a history of punching women (heads up Heath Slater).
JOHN MORRISON
1 WIN - 0 LOSSES
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2007: John Morrison def. CM Punk
He's undefeated. This could be the start of something HUGE. Or he could get eliminated first. It's a toss-up.
R-TRUTH
0 WINS - 0 LOSSES
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this Nexus storyline isn't a vehicle for R-Truth's big push and he won't end up as the sole survivor. He's probably going to start off his SummerSlam career as being winless, and maybe exploded out of his shoes again.
But this still leaves us without that key 7th member. Who would benefit Team WWE the most?
THE MIZ
0 WINS - 0 LOSSES
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Just like his sometime-nemesis R-Truth, Miz has yet to compete at SummerSlam. He's a wild card for Team WWE, no one knows where his true allegiances lie, and he could find himself more occupied with the Sheamus/Orton match than anything else. Maybe they should consider some more options... like:
THE GREAT KHALI
0 WINS - 3 LOSSES
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2007: Batista def. The Great Khali
2008: Triple H def. The Great Khali
2009: Kane def. The Great Khali
Okay, maybe not. OH I KNOW:
TRIPLE H
8 WINS - 4 LOSSES
1995: Hunter Hearts Helmsley def. Bob Holly
1997: Mankind def. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
1998: Triple H def. The Rock
1999: Mankind def. Triple H, Steve Austin
2000: The Rock def. Kurt Angle, Triple H
2002: Shawn Michaels def. Triple H
2003: Triple H def. all (EC)
2004: Triple H def. Eugene
2006: DX def. The McMahons
2007: Triple H def. King Booker
2008: Triple H def. The Great Khali
2009: DX def. Legacy
YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON THE DESTROYER. In fact, Triple H was giving a series of winks and "heh hehs" when asked yesterday if he would join the team at SummerSlam Axxess, so maybe you really can count on him joining the team. Or maybe you can count on him to join your team, then betray you for reasons he'll explain tomorrow night on RAW. Or maybe you can count on him having something in his eye, I don't know.
All I do know is that it's a good thing John Cena didn't go running to the Hardy Boyz:
MATT AND JEFF HARDY'S COMBINED RECORD
0 WINS - 7 LOSSES (WITH 1 WIN BY DQ, 1 BY FORFEIT ON HEAT TO A ONE LEGGED MAN)
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1999: The Acolytes def. The New Brood
2000: Edge and Christian def. The Hardy Boyz, The Dudley Boyz
2001: Rob Van Dam def. Jeff Hardy
2003: Matt Hardy def. Zach Gowen (via FORFEIT on HEAT so DOESN'T EVEN COUNT)
2004: Kane def. Matt Hardy
2005: Edge def. Matt Hardy
2008: MVP def. Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy def. Mark Henry (BY DQ)
2009: CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy
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