IT'S A WRESTLING COMBAT SPORTS WEEKEND!

Here's my schedule for the next four days (because I know you care)!

NOW

Sit in my tank top contemplating toasting a bagel (then eating said bagel) while the Real Housewives of Atlanta is on TV.

3:00

Play Red Dead Redemption until I've gone cross-eyed.

7:30

Buy beer

7:59

Drink beer

8:00

Smackdown!

10:00

Leave to go try and get in to Fozzy at the Tattoo Rock Parlour here in Toronto.

10:10

Remind myself that I've never been to a metal show in my life and should probably invest in earplugs.

11:00

Wonder why Chris Jericho isn't Liontamering the shit out of everyone.

11:01

Remind myself that this is a concert.

TOMORROW - 11:00

Wake up.

11:10

Regret rushing the stage last night to try and hurricanrana Chris Jericho.

12:15

Get called a pussy on Xbox Live.

12:16

Send a message back to that person that's in text and full of typos because I truly am too much of a pussy to connect my headset for real.

2:00

Throw on ROH's The Omega Effect (even though I was at that show) in an attempt to catch up on DVDs.

5:00

Get reminded of how good Omega/Aries was from that show.

7:30

Buy beer.

7:59

Drink beer.

8:00

Pre-game for UFC with either some 1997 WWF or some UFC Undisputed 2010 or something equally as awesome.

10:00

UFC 117

2:00

Pass out with dreams of Anderson Silva beating Chael Sonnen into obliteratitry dancing through my head.

SUNDAY - 11:00

Wake up.

11:10

Resolve to never drink again due to a debilitating hangover.

11:30

Buy beer.

12:00

Remind myself that I'm actually going to be watching a TNA PPV live.

12:01

Feel more sick from that than when I was crippled from my hangover.

1:30

Throw on ECW One Night Stand 2005 to set the bar way too high for tonight's show.

4:30

Throw on an episode of Impact to lower the bar back down.

6:30

Throw on Thursday's episode of Big Brother 12 to raise it back up a bit.

7:58

Wonder what the best way to prepare for HardCORE Justice is.

7:59

Drink the night dry.

8:00

HardCORE Justice!

11:00

Weep for the future of the wrestling business. Or for how good RVD/Lynn was. Either way I will be shedding some sort of shame-tears.

MONDAY - 11:00

Wake up.

11:10

Feel my brain leak out my ears and my balls fall off because I sit watching naked men pretend to fight each other while I type on my laptop all day every day.

8:00

Cure my brain leakage and ball lossage by watching ROH On HDNet!

9:00

Then watch RAW.

11:00

The end!

Anyone else doing anything this weekend?