Sit in my tank top contemplating toasting a bagel (then eating said bagel) while the Real Housewives of Atlanta is on TV.
Play Red Dead Redemption until I've gone cross-eyed.
Leave to go try and get in to Fozzy at the Tattoo Rock Parlour here in Toronto.
Remind myself that I've never been to a metal show in my life and should probably invest in earplugs.
Wonder why Chris Jericho isn't Liontamering the shit out of everyone.
Remind myself that this is a concert.
TOMORROW - 11:00
Regret rushing the stage last night to try and hurricanrana Chris Jericho.
Get called a pussy on Xbox Live.
Send a message back to that person that's in text and full of typos because I truly am too much of a pussy to connect my headset for real.
Throw on ROH's The Omega Effect (even though I was at that show) in an attempt to catch up on DVDs.
Get reminded of how good Omega/Aries was from that show.
Pre-game for UFC with either some 1997 WWF or some UFC Undisputed 2010 or something equally as awesome.
Pass out with dreams of Anderson Silva beating Chael Sonnen into obliteratitry dancing through my head.
SUNDAY - 11:00
Resolve to never drink again due to a debilitating hangover.
Remind myself that I'm actually going to be watching a TNA PPV live.
Feel more sick from that than when I was crippled from my hangover.
Throw on ECW One Night Stand 2005 to set the bar way too high for tonight's show.
Throw on an episode of Impact to lower the bar back down.
Throw on Thursday's episode of Big Brother 12 to raise it back up a bit.
Wonder what the best way to prepare for HardCORE Justice is.
Drink the night dry.
Weep for the future of the wrestling business. Or for how good RVD/Lynn was. Either way I will be shedding some sort of shame-tears.
MONDAY - 11:00
Feel my brain leak out my ears and my balls fall off because I sit watching naked men pretend to fight each other while I type on my laptop all day every day.
Cure my brain leakage and ball lossage by watching ROH On HDNet!
Then watch RAW.
Anyone else doing anything this weekend?