Thursday, August 12, 2010

DOLPH ZIGGLER REALLY IS WRESTLING'S DIRK DIGGLER!

I don't know how I missed this, considering I friggin' LIVE on Twitter, but I found this pretty funny.

Check out this back-and-forth between Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler and Internet Pornography's Asa Akira:

@RealZiggler: Favorite Movie:Caddyshack or The Perfect Marriage (courtesy of Brazzers) Best Actress: Asa Akira

@AsaAkira: A WWE wrestler likes my porn. There's a boy who dumped me in 9thgrade who would shit his pants if he knew. Thank u @RealZiggler

@RealZiggler: I WILL BE SINGING ON THE LOPEZ TONIGHT SHOW, MONDAY NIGHT! IF YOU HATE ME, DONT MISS IT HAHAHA (MY SONG IS DEDICATED TO @ASAAKIRA)

@AsaAkira: (but the question is, r u too sexy for this BJ) RT @Real Ziggler: @AsaAkira- hope you enjoyed OUR song on TheLopezTonightShow, TONIGHT on TBS

@RealZiggler: Li-Lo, Back to Bikini Bottom! And Looking for a NEW Bed! @AsaAkira You like hard or soft? ;)

@AsaAkira: @RealZiggler hard, duh : )

@RealZiggler: Big red carpet event for WWE Summerslam Friday night in Hollywood, is @AsaAkira too sexy to be my guest? ;)

@AsaAkira: @RealZiggler I'm so in! Hahaaa!!

Dolph is going METHOD with his gimmick.

Maybe WWE will get so PG that it'll come back full circle and go XXX (that's not full circle, but you know what I mean, right guys?!). Then we can replace Vickie Guerrero on Dolph's arm with Asa Akira. Good trade off, I'd say.

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