WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: VINCE MCMAHON

If you missed it, check this interview Vince did where he comments on TNA and how Sunday could be his last match.

VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON

WrestleMania Record: 0-3

WrestleMania Moment: Being wheeled out on a gurney, covered in his own blood, giving everyone the finger.

WrestleMania History:

def. By Shane McMahon (XV)

def. By Hulk Hogan (XIX)

def. By Shawn Michaels (22)

VINCE MCMAHON'S

MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA

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Settling a 12 and a half year feud with Bret Hart

VINCE MCMAHON'S

ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

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- 1985: Created it

- 1997: SCREWED BRET

- 2010: Kickt 'im in th'gut

- Was duped by John Cena, Bret Hart and Chad Darbysman (the name I made up for Cena's fake stunt man friend who pretended to help Bret pretend to break his leg (out of his leg)!)

- Said Bret will be/deserves to be/deserved to be/should be/will always be/etc. times infinity, screwwwwwwed.

VINCE MCMAHON'S

PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

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Here is where I would say that Vince would do his trademark "McMahon" walk where he flops his arms around, puffs his chest out and jiggles his legs to the point of BLOWING HIS QUAD - but that ACTUALLY HAPPENED. So I will have to make something else up.

NO CHANCE hits and Vince Walks out doing Bret's signature "heeyyyy" shoulder-shrug thing with his jaw slacked to the floor and his eyes wider than Bret's asshole (from being screwed so many times! Too far? Yeah.).

He then cuts a promo in an angry gurgly voice.

VINCE MCMAHON'S

PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXIV

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Bret Hart def. Vince McMahon via Sharpshooter and the entire world stands and applauds.