UNDERTAKER
WrestleMania Record: 17-0 (duh)
WrestleMania Moment: Probably beating everyone ever
WrestleMania History:
def. Jimmy Snuka (VII)
def. Jake Roberts (VIII)
def. Giant Gonzalez (IX)
def. King Kong Bundy (XI)
def. Diesel (XII)
def. Sycho Sid (13)
def. Kane (XIV)
def. The Big Boss Man (XV)
def. Triple H (X-Seven)
def. Ric Flair (X8)
def. The Big Show & A-Train (XIX)
def. Kane (XX)
def. Randy Orton (21)
def. Mark Henry (22)
def. Batista (23)
def. Edge (XXIV)
def. Shawn Michaels (XXV)
UNDERTAKER'S
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
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A rematch of the greatest WrestleMania match of all-time
UNDERTAKER'S
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
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- Beat 16 different guys at WrestleMania
- Beat Shawn Michaels
- Shawn was like "rematch?"
- Taker's like "nope."
- Shawn goes postal at the Royal Rumble but can't win it
- So naturally, Shawn climbs out from under the Elimination Chamber like a ninja turtle and kicks Undertaker in his dead face
- Shawn was like "rematch?"
- Taker's like "ya bud"
- Mind games ensue
UNDERTAKER'S
PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Taker's entrance will be mind-numbingly epic. As many druids as there are fans. Smoke and fire and lightning and cauldrons and just craziness. He then slow-walks to the ring (unless one of those cauldrons get a hold of him, then it's a furious sprint) and he does the old "turn-the-lights-on-with-my-hands" thing, and there's more lightning and thunder.
But as he takes his hat off all dramatically, SHAWN SUPERKICKS HIS HEAD and begs for the bell to be rung! Taker kicks out, match continues, pants soiled.
UNDERTAKER'S
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
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Undertaker def. Shawn Michaels to maintain the greatest streak in all of sports (suck it Cal Ripken)
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