Monday, March 22, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: CHRIS JERICHO

He is the BEST in the WORLD at what he DOES - ARMBARS!

Continuing in my WrestleMania XXVI profiling, here is Chris Jericho:

CHRIS JERICHO
WrestleMania Record: 3-6
WrestleMania Moment: Eating a Mickey Rourke-homemade knuckle sandwich
WrestleMania History:
- def. By Chris Benoit (not pinned), def. Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit (2000)
- def. William Regal (X-Seven)
- def. By Triple H (X8)
- def. By Shawn Michaels (XIX)
- def. By Christian (XX)
- def. By Edge - MITB (21)
- def. By CM Punk - MITB (XXIV)
- def. Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat & Jimmy Snuka (XXV)

CHRIS JERICHO'S
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

Defending the World Heavyweight Championship against Edge in the Main Event

CHRIS JERICHO'S
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

- Won the WWE Unified Tag Team Championships with Edge like EIGHT MONTHS AGO or something
- Traded Edge for Big Show when Edge tore the shit out off his ligaments
- Slagged Edge off for being a fragile pussy
- Lost the WWE Unified Tag Team Championships to DX
- Was eliminated from the Royal Rumble by BEARDED EDGE (the most dangerous form Edge can take)
- Won the World Heavyweight Championship from the Undertaker
- Got speared 47 times

CHRIS JERICHO'S
PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Jericho's Y2J countdown returns for one night only and starts at 1000. Fireworks explode and Chris Jericho walks out with the World Heavyweight Championship looking more glistening and naked than ever.

He does ZERO TAUNTS and arrives in the ring where he gazes at the crowd with the purest contempt humanity has ever known. People sob everywhere and Jericho lays out women with right hooks to get psyched up.

CHRIS JERICHO'S
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Chris Jericho def. Edge to retain a World Championship for the first time at a WrestleMania.

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