Sunday, March 28, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: BRET HART

Saving the best (there is, was, ever will be) for last.

BRET HART
WrestleMania Record: 7-6
WrestleMania Moment: Making Stone Cold Steve Austin at WrestleMania 13
WrestleMania History:
def. By Andre the Giant - Battle Royal (2)
def. (with Jim Neidhart) The British Bulldogs (III)
def. By Bad News Brown - Battle Royal (IV)
def. (with Jim Neidhart) The Honky Tonk Man & Greg Valentine (V)
def. (with Jim Neidhart) The Bolsheviks (VI)
def. (with Jim Neidhart) By The Nasty Boys (VII)
def. Roddy Piper (VIII)
def. By Yokozuna (IX)
def. By Owen Hart (X)
def. Yokozuna (X)
def. Bob Backlund (XI)
def. By Shawn Michaels (XII)
def. Steve Austin (13)

BRET HART'S
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Punching twelve years of douchbaggery out of Vince McMahon

BRET HART'S
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

- Gave everything he had to the World Wrestling Federation
- WAS SCREWED BY VINCE MCMAHON
- Returned to make peace, but will settle for a vicious beatdown
- That's all that happened, Bret definitely did not fake break his leg in a phony car accident thanks to John Cena's hollywood connections, nope. Didn't happen. Okay? Good. Yeah. Didn't happen. Ever.

BRET HART'S
PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Doesn't really matter because I won't be able to see shit through my tears.

BRET HART'S
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Bret Hart def. Vince McMahon via SHARPSHOOTER and Jim Ross' voice can be heard all the way from Oklahoma.

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