Saturday, March 27, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: TRIPLE H

Tomorrow will be Triple H's 14th WrestleMania match. Crazy.

TRIPLE H
WrestleMania Record: 6-7
WrestleMania Moment: Being the first heel ever to win the final match on a WrestleMania card
WrestleMania History:
def. By Ultimate Warrior (XII)
def. Goldust (13)
def. Owen Hart (XIV)
def. By Kane (XV)
def. The Rock, Big Show & Mick Foley (2000)
def. By Undertaker (X-Seven)
def. Chris Jericho (X8)
def. Booker T (XIX)
def. By Chris Benoit (XX)
def. By Batista (21)
def. By John Cena (22)
def. By Randy Orton (XXIV)
def. Randy Orton (XXV)

TRIPLE H'S
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

vs. SHEAMUS in a battle of the Lemmy sideburn-staches.

TRIPLE H'S
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

- Won the Unifed Tag Team Titles with Shawn Michaels
- Lost the titles because Shawn Michaels was TWEAKIN
- Tried talking sense into Shawn Michaels, but he would not have any of it
- Was eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Shawn Michaels, his oldest friend
- Watched as DX crumbled because of Shawn Michaels obsession with the Undertaker
- Is fighting Sheamus at WrestleMania

TRIPLE H'S
PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

If I could even come close to making up an entrance as absurd as being elevated up through the floor on a massive throne dressed like a prehistoric Thor, or coming to the ring on a tank telling people to SUCK IT while straddling the big tank gun in the loudest sexual innuendo ever created, then I would be a comic genius.

So I'm going over the top and I predict Triple H will ride a live dinosaur to the ring singing his own theme music.

TRIPLE H'S
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Sheamus def. Triple H to upset THE DESTROYER

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