HOW TO GET PSYCHED UP FOR STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN'S RETURN TO RAW TOMORROW NIGHT

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

3/15 RAW GUEST HOST

10. Drive an ATV around your living room (make sure your mom moves the steel steps out of the way).

(WHAT)

9. Break a pane of glass then play the fight riff on your guitar.

(WHAT)

8. Lou Thesz Press a friend or colleague.

(WHAT)

7. Don't trust anybody (except your watch).

(WHAT)

6. Climb all four corners of your bed and signal for a couple (your-name-here)-weisers.

(WHAT)

5. Break your neck BUT STILL GET UP.

(WHAT)

4. Rewrite a passage of the bible to include your name.

(WHAT)

3. Arrive at some place, raise some hell, then leave said place.

(WHAT)

2. Make your boss pee his pants.

(WHAT)

1. Get a "Hell Yeah!" from a group of people.

(WHAT)

Or, you can just fullscreen this piece and try and not get goosebumps.