From Lords Of Pain.
If you don't know who Tila Tequila is you should probably get the Internet because it's been out for like a long time and it's great. Because that's the only way you wouldn't know who this dumb slut is.
I don't go around calling everyone dumb sluts, but I think it's warranted here.
But as I was saying, if you haven't heard/seen Tila Tequila, here is some of the retardation that happens on her show.
Does this woman:
Line up with ANYTHING WWE is doing right now?
Seriously. John Cena, WWE Champion, loved by kids everywhere. Tila Tequila, literally only known for being a giant slut on Myspace and having a show where hoards of people dumber and sluttier than her vie for her nasty vagina. How can you explain the reasoning for her even being there?
There seems to be no logical reason for having her on the show. Are people going to tune in to see the NO boobs they will show on their PG show? It's so weird and it doesn't make any sense to me. Why are they booking people to host their show who can't do the things their famous for doing, because they are a kid-friendly show?
Cheech and Chong couldn't do actual drug-related jokes, Jerry Springer DID do his wacky over-the-top transvestite-ridden show and it felt fucking bizarre, and now Tila Tequila is going to show up and act (act?) dumb (which she's famous for doing) but not be naked like everyone would expect (which she's famous for doing).
To conclude, I'm not really that mad. I just can't piece it together. And who am I kidding, I'll still watch to see her botch a name or ten.
"And you'll be facing The Big Red Machine KATE!"