Friday, March 26, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: SHOMIZ

Or Miz-Show. Or AWWWWW-BIG-BIIG-BIIIG-SOOMMMMMMEEE-BIIIG SHOOWWWWW ICAMETOPLAYBIGSHOOOOW. As their subtle mash-up them suggests.

SHOMIZ
WrestleMania Record: 0-0 (Miz: 0-0, Big Show: 1-8)
WrestleMania Moment: Walking into WrestleMania XXVI holding FIVE belts.
WrestleMania History: None as BFFs. On his own, Big Show has lost to anybody who's anybody. But I guess the good news for Miz is the only match Show has won at a Mania was a tag match.

SHOWMIZ'Z
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Defending their Unified World Tag Team Titles against John Morrison and R-Truth.

SHOWMIZ'Z
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

- Teamed with Napoleon Dynamite
- Decided they might be better off on their own
- Defeated DX for the Tag Titles
- Found out they're facing Morrison and Truth at WrestleMania
- ...
- Ta-da!!

SHOWMIZ'Z
PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

This feud is all about the music, so they're going to come out to a new mash-up theme that's even more LUDACRIS. They are carried out on thrones holding their gold, with famous couples of the world who have also mashed their names together (Brangelina, Hurri-Kane, Slam Master Wang [Slam Master J + Jimmy Wang Yang], etc.) doing the lifting.

Miz then cuts a promo on the city of Phoenix, saying that even Jean Grey couldn't save the Phoenix Coyotes from sucking (that's my terrible attempt at a Miz city-slaggin' promo). REALLY.

SHOWMIZ'Z
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

ShoMiz def. Morrison/Truth to retain all five of their belts.

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