Saturday, March 27, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: CM PUNK

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CM PUNK
WrestleMania Record: 2-1
WrestleMania Moment: Being the only STRAIGHT-EDGE man to win - and successfully cash-in, mind you - the Money In The Bank Ladder Match at WrestleMania TWO YEARS IN A ROW. He would've made it three but he's got Raymond Stereo to deal with.
WrestleMania History:
def. By Mr. Kennedy - MITB (23)
def. Everyone - MITB (XXIV)
def. Everyone - MITB (XXV)

For the record this means Punk has defeated 13 people at two WrestleManias. If you haven't accepted him as your saviour, now's probably a good time to do so.

CM PUNK'S
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Attempting to add Rey Mysterio to the Straight-Edge Society

CM PUNK'S
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

- Accepted straight-edge into his life
- Became better person
- Formed Straight-Edge Society
- Was Eliminated by Rey Mysterio in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
- Cut promos that put shame upon anyone else who's ever attempted at cutting a promo that good
- Sang Happy Birthday to Rey's daughter in the eeriest segment of television in television history
- Got a fan ejected from a live event for garnering the most heat since the Midnight Express and Jim Cornette
- Will make Rey Mysterio accept straight-edge into his life

CM PUNK'S
PREDICTED ENTRANCE WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Punk crosses the line when he attempts to save another member of the WWE Universe - this time, it's a kid in a Rey Mysterio mask.

CM PUNK'S
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

CM Punk def. Rey Mysterio to add a new member to the SES.

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