Sunday, March 28, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: REY MYSTERIO

Rey needs to invent moves for the rest of the numbers in his phone number.

REY MYSTERIO
WrestleMania Record: 3-2
WrestleMania Moment: Winning his first World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 22
WrestleMania History:
def. By Matt Hardy (XIX)
def. By Chavo Guerrero - Cruiserweight Open (XX)
def. Eddie Guerrero (21)
def. Kurt Angle, Randy Orton (22)
def. JBL (XXV)

REY MYSTERIO'S
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Standing up for drugs and alcohol!

REY MYSTERIO'S
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

- Did drugs
- That was his first mistake
- Eliminated CM Punk from the Elimination Chamber match
- That was his second mistake
- Did not agree with the way CM Punk is spreading his message
- That was his third mistake
- So he had to stand between his family and a psychotic CM Punk
- Became less of a fan of the Happy Birthday song
- Lost to Luke Gallows, which now means that if he loses to CM Punk at 'Mania, he will be forced to join the Straight-Edge Society. I hope they shave his mask.

REY MYSTERIO'S
PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

In some sort of amazing cross-promotion, I hope Mysterio comes to the ring as Kick-Ass.

REY MYSTERIO'S
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

CM Punk def. Rey Mysterio to enlist him as the Straight-Edge Society's newest member.

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