Wednesday, March 24, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: SHAWN MICHAELS

Shawn, if this is your last match on Sunday, I only have one request. A year from now, please do not show up on television in a wheelchair doing slapstick by falling through a hole in the middle of the ring.


SHAWN MICHAELS

WrestleMania Record: 6-10

WrestleMania Moment: Retiring Ric Flair (XXIV), winning the WWF Title in the longest match in WM history (XII), getting KO'd by Mike Tyson (XIV), wrestling in the first ever Ladder Match at WrestleMania (X), beating Vince McMahon inside-out (22), participating in WrestleMania's all-time greatest match (XXV)… man, they should just call this guy MR. WRESTLEMANIA!

WrestleMania History:

def. (with Marty Jannetty) By The Twin Towers (V)

def. (with Marty Jannetty) By The Orient Express (VI)

def. (with Marty Jannetty) The Barbarian & Haky (VII)

def. El Matador (VIII)

def. By Tatanka (IX)

def. By Razor Ramon (X)

def. By Diesel (XI)

def. Bret Hart (XII)

def. By Steve Austin (XIV)

def. Chris Jericho (XIX)

def. By Chris Benoit (XX)

def. By Kurt Angle (21)

def. Mr. McMahon (22)

def. By John Cena (23)

def. Ric Flair (XXIV)

def. By The Undertaker (XXV)


SHAWN MICHAELS'

MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

Photo - Unchained WWE Wallpapers


Putting his career on the line in an attempt to do the impossible - defeat the undefeated Undertaker at WrestleMania


SHAWN MICHAELS'

ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

Photo - WWE.com


- Wins Slammy for MOTY of 2009

- Starts tweakin' over the Undertaker (I CAN BEAT YOU)

- Asks for a friendly rematch, 'Taker refuses to put out

- Kicks EVERYONE in the face

- Eliminates more people than anyone in the Royal Rumble this year before being eliminated

- Kicks EVERYONE in the face

- Disappears

- Reappears from under the Elimination Chamber (so THAT's where you were!) and kicks Undertaker's rogain off, costing him the World Title

- Agrees to putting his career on the line against 'Taker

- Appears in about twelve different Oscar-worthy video packages


SHAWN MICHAELS'

PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

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Since he's putting his career on the line, Shawn wears a career-spanning wardrobe as entrance attire. Rockers tassels, early HBK gloves and glasses, sparkly chaps and earrings, DX'd out pads, that too short haircut he had when he returned, that weird nWo beret-type thing, HBK cowboy hat on top of that, the boots he clobbered Chris Jericho with, neon DX wrist and legbands, and finally that bizarre snakeskin cowboy shirt he seems to love.


His striptease runs into the Divas segment.


SHAWN MICHAELS'

PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI

Photo - WWE.com


Undertaker def. Shawn Michaels to end his career and I am inconsolable in my sobbing.

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