Friday, March 26, 2010

WRESTLEMANIA WEEK: RANDY ORTON

Raaaaaaannnndy.

RANDY ORTON
WrestleMania Record: 2-4
WrestleMania Moment: Defeating Triple H at WrestleMania XXV to cement himself as the biggest badass this company has ever seen. That's what happened right? I turned it off halfway through.
WrestleMania History:
def. (with Batista & Ric Flair) The Rock & Mankind (XX)
def. By The Undertaker (21)
def. By Rey Mysterio (22)
def. By Mr. Kennedy - MITB (23)
def. John Cena, Triple H (XXIV)
def. By Triple H (XXV)

RANDY ORTON'S
MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

A threesome with his Legacy ex-friends.

RANDY ORTON'S
ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

- Formed Legacy ("Wanted: Wrestlers with wrestler daddies to form cool group. Must be white. Thx!!")
- Showed tough love (lots of slapping) for like a year and a half
- Opposed Sheamus (the man who can't be loved) and was suddenly cheered
- That year and a half of tough love was apparently just TOO MUCH and Ted and Cody snap
- Orton respects Triple H now

RANDY ORTON'S
PREDICTED ENTRANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com

Remember when Shawn Michaels would dance so long in the ring that his music would have to restart? THAT, but with Randy's slow-walk to the ring down a mile-long WrestleMania ramp filled with CAULDRONS.

RANDY ORTON'S
PREDICTED SHOWING AT WRESTLEMANIA XXVI
Photo - WWE.com
Or a men's bathhouse website, I literally can't tell

Randy Orton def. Ted & Cody to complete that classic feud where the leader of the group puts over his younger stablemates by beating them, just like when Batista beat Triple H! Wait. This is backwards.

2 comments:

  1. I like when your road to wrestlemania drops truth bombs. much like lance storm said (lance is like our university professor that we want to sleep with) this feud did jump the shark. The match itself will likely be a decent match but the build and the story is confusing, half baked, not very intense and too late (or too soon.. thats what is so fucking weird about this one.)

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  2. yea i totally agree, they could have made this one really interesting if they made us believe ted and cody wanted to fight each other too, i hate handicapped matches and this one is looking like it will turn into a glorified handicapable match. I also think this match needs a stipulation like crazy #1 contender or, #1 Dad's son or something.

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