Sunday, February 21, 2010

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON WIKIPEDIA: AVERAGE AGES

Here are the average ages for the male wrestlers working for WWE, TNA and ROH - and why NXT should be refreshing:

WWE: 45 SUPERSTARS
AVERAGE AGE: 32.64

Oldest Superstar: Finlay (51)
Youngest Superstar: David Hart Smith (23)
Most Shocking Age: R-Truth (38)
World Champ: Sheamus (32), Undertaker (44)

TNA: 47 WRESTLERS
AVERAGE AGE PRE-HOGAN: 33.37 POST-HOGAN: 35.48 (THANKS, BROTHER!)

PRE-HOGAN
Oldest Wrestler: "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash (50)
Youngest Wrestler: Jeremy Buck (20)

POST-HOGAN
Oldest Wrestler: Ric Flair (60)
Youngest Wrestler: Jeremy Buck (20)
Average Age of Guy Brought In By Hogan: 43.3

Most Shocking Age: Daniels (38)
World Champ: AJ Styles (31)

ROH: 27 WRESTLERS
AVERAGE AGE: 28.74

Oldest Wrestler: Jerry Lynn (46)
Youngest Wrestler: Rhett Titus (22)
Most Shocking Age: Kevin Steen (25)
Next World Champ: Tyler Black (23)

WWE NXT: 8 ROOKIES
AVERAGE AGE: 29

Oldest Rookie: Michael Tarver (33)
Youngest Rookie: Heath Slater (27)
Best In The World: Daniel Bryan (28)

3 comments:

  1. Imagine ROH's average age without Jerry Lynn. I would imagine it would be even lower right? He must pull it up. But Jerry can still go like a 20 year old. In the ring and in the bedroom.

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  2. You said it, brother. Cradle Piledriver sounds like the most offensive sex act since the Luke Gallows missionary position chokeslam.

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  3. Chris Daniels debuted in like '92 or '93, so he's been around for a long time now. He just never really got noticed on any kind of larger scale until the late 90s.

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