A WAY TOO EARLY WRESTLEMANIA 26 CARD PREDICTION

Talking about Batista/Cena II got me all fired up like Brent Albright, and now I've gone on a rampage and made some ludacris predictions.

Here is my three and a half (or longer?!) month in advance card prediction for WrestleMania XXVI!

MAIN EVENT: UNIFICATION MATCH

WWE Champion John Cena

vs.

World Heavyweight Champion THEANIMALDAVEBATISTA

SIX MAN TAG: 13 YEARS IN THE MAKING

"The Hart Dynasty" Tyson Kidd, David Hart Smith and Bret "Hitman" Hart

vs.

"DX" Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Vincent Kennedy McMahon

FIRST MATCH BACK: EXTREME RULES

Jeff Hardy

vs.

CM Punk

THE STREAK

Undertaker

vs.

Sheamus

RATED R RETRIBUTION

Edge

vs.

Chris Jericho

LEGEND KILLER VS. LEGACY

Randy Orton

vs.

Ted DiBiase

MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH

Kofi Kingston vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz vs. Evan Bourne vs. Big Show vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Drew McIntyre

WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP

Women's Champion "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix

vs.

Trish Stratus

And some sort of ECW Battle Royale where Christian loses the title to... Zack Ryder, say. Then he makes an appearance of some kind in the Edge/Jericho match.

If this card happens, I'll poop my computer chair.