FML 2009: EUGENE REHIRED! AND... REFIRED

The segment itself was actually pretty good. But Eugene was a little soft around the edges and was fired like the next day.

It's a shame. So much could've been done with the Eugene character. Well, not so much with... more like... to. He would fit in with Punk's straight-edge army as a guy who was constantly sedated with prescription pills, like Festus. But everyone's thought of that one. And it's not going to happen.

Poor Eugene.