MARK "MYSTERY OPPONENT" HENRY

This is easily a gimmick someone could pull off hilariously on the indies. Even though Mark Henry is already doing it.

I wish I could cut these clips together into one nice, tidy video. Instead, I have no skills and you're stuck clicking play and pause a billion times to get the joke.

But seriously, I want someone to start issuing "open challenges" just straight to Mark Henry next week. "I challenge anybody in the back to a match, so Mark Henry - GET OUT HERE!"