But this time I won't be gone for two years or whatever, honest!
I definitely hated restarting my blog after such a long hiatus, only to abandon it again for a month - BUT, it's because I had to go to China and Australia (because my job is insane) so at least there's that. I'll be back in a couple weeks, just in time for the Royal Rumble (which will definitely end like this).
For now, I'll leave you with this:
I don't know why, but I wish that everywhere I went Vince McMahon would describe my every move with that exact horny enthusiasm.