Wednesday, June 2, 2010

NXT SEASON TWO PREVIEW + THE MOST APPALLING PRO/ROOKIE PAIRINGS I CAN CONJURE UP

SEASON TWO PRO AND ROOKIE PAIRING
KAVAL AND TEAM LAY-COOL
Photos - WWE.com

This is like when they announced that The Miz would be mentoring Bryan Danielson, times infinity billion.

So, in light of this unique pairing, I thought it'd be fun to come up with the most offensive, appalling, fake NXT Pro & Rookie combination my sick and twisted brain could muster up.

NXT ROOKIE
SAMOA JOE

AND HIS NXT PRO
SHAGGY 2 DOPE

NXT ROOKIE
KENTA
Photo - Scott Finkelstein's Get Lost Photography

AND HIS NXT PRO
JON LOVITZ

NXT ROOKIE
RICKY STEAMBOAT

AND HIS NXT PRO
PERCY WATSON

NXT ROOKIES
THE FOUR HORSEMEN

AND THEIR NXT PRO
DOMINIC

NXT ROOKIES
THE ENTIRE HART FAMILY

AND THEIR NXT PRO
THE DELL GUY

NXT ROOKIE
THE GREAT MUTA

AND HIS NXT PRO
KE$HA'S KEYTAR PLAYER

3 comments:

  1. All these pairings will take place in the Flash-Sideways Afterlife. Once Bret Hart touches the coffin and talks to Stu one more time, he gets to cross over.

    /gratuitous LOST reference

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  2. Cripes, I'm laughing so hard my face hurts.

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