TONIGHT: RAW VS. IMPACT - WEEK NINE: SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY!

Holy HECK I've been gone for one weekend and I feel like I haven't written about wrestling for... for... I can't even come up with a wrestling-related joke to end that sentence! Maybe that's a blessing in disguise.

RAW VS. IMPACT

5/3/2010 PREVIEW

RAW (LIVE)

Announced

Guest Host: Wayne Brady

Expected

Fallout from the WWE Draft

A failed "we want Tony Atlas" chant

John Cena and Wayne Brady do an elaborate cool guy handshake that makes me laugh

Won't Happen

CM Punk shaves Wayne Brady's head and immaculately thin facial hair

IMPACT (LIVE)

Announced

Please DVR our show please! PLEASE!

Who will Hulk Hogan give Ric Flair's Hall of Fame ring to?

Hulk Hogan confronts Sting, because no one believes Sting as a heel, not even the wrestlers

Beer Money vs. "always a #2 Contender, never #1" Motor City Machine Guns

EVERY Knockout Title is on the line in one match again

Orlando Jordan makes Rob Terry question his sexuality

Douglas Williams returns without his X-Division Title

More on the TNA Rankings System

Expected

Lex Luger FINALLY breaks his silence!!

RVD def. Desmond Wolfe to retain the TNA Title

Abyss spits all over the place

Won't Happen

Me tuning in, now that I have a friend with HDNet.

ROH ON HDNET

Match Listing (Non-Spoiler)

Austin Aries vs. Delirious

Pick 6 Series: Roderick Strong vs. Joey Ryan

Plus, the Necro Butcher & The Dark City Fight Club are in action