Monday, May 3, 2010

TONIGHT: RAW VS. IMPACT - WEEK NINE: SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY!

Holy HECK I've been gone for one weekend and I feel like I haven't written about wrestling for... for... I can't even come up with a wrestling-related joke to end that sentence! Maybe that's a blessing in disguise.

RAW VS. IMPACT
5/3/2010 PREVIEW

RAW (LIVE)
Announced
Guest Host: Wayne Brady

Expected
Fallout from the WWE Draft
A failed "we want Tony Atlas" chant
John Cena and Wayne Brady do an elaborate cool guy handshake that makes me laugh

Won't Happen
CM Punk shaves Wayne Brady's head and immaculately thin facial hair

IMPACT (LIVE)
Announced
Please DVR our show please! PLEASE!
Who will Hulk Hogan give Ric Flair's Hall of Fame ring to?
Hulk Hogan confronts Sting, because no one believes Sting as a heel, not even the wrestlers
Beer Money vs. "always a #2 Contender, never #1" Motor City Machine Guns
EVERY Knockout Title is on the line in one match again
Orlando Jordan makes Rob Terry question his sexuality
Douglas Williams returns without his X-Division Title
More on the TNA Rankings System

Expected
Lex Luger FINALLY breaks his silence!!
RVD def. Desmond Wolfe to retain the TNA Title
Abyss spits all over the place

Won't Happen
Me tuning in, now that I have a friend with HDNet.

ROH ON HDNET
Match Listing (Non-Spoiler)
Austin Aries vs. Delirious
Pick 6 Series: Roderick Strong vs. Joey Ryan
Plus, the Necro Butcher & The Dark City Fight Club are in action

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