BATISTA GIVES THE RUMBLE THE FINGER

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!

Not only did I correctly predict that Batista would win the Royal Rumble, but I also foreshadowed the crap out of him flipping the crowd off. When I made that prediction, I thought I might be right... but I didn't think I'd be that right.

Guys, I'm sorry. I'll take the blame for this one. I never should've used that Batista picture for evil. I should've known that Big Dave was #StillHungry for the sweet, sweet tears of smart marks (who, also, can suck his balls [Haha!! #onelife]).

Anyway, I'll probably wait until RAW IS DVR'D to share my full Rumble thoughts. I'll need to cool down though, I was a little mad last night: