No one gets me fired up like Hawk. He can make complete gibberish sound threatening, and not in an Ultimate Warrior way, because his gibberish was never threatening. It was a different kind of gibberish. Space gibberish. Hawk's is real life fucking street gibberish. You don't entirely know what he means when he says it, but you know that if you piledrive him, he'll stand right back up and break your arms, or at the very least dump Henry Godwinn on his head.
Friday, October 28, 2011
FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: HAWKAMANIA
My buddy Mike showed me this. It wouldn't be fair to keep such glorious things as Road Warrior Hawk talking about his hamster and stroking Jim Neidhart's beard to myself. SCARY HUH GENE