I'm finally moved into my place and ready to haphazardly fantasy book an angle I randomly thought of yesterday.
SYNOPSIS
Jack Swagger reforms Team Angle with Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin, but under the name Team Swagger, and finally completes a worthy undefeated run on a major brand.
"THE ALL-AMERICAN AMERICAN"
JACK SWAGGER
THE WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM
SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CHARLIE HAAS
PART ONE
Jack Swagger's demeanour during his last attempt at an undefeated run would return. He would confidently declare that he would not lose a match in 2010, and would then officially be the "UNDEFEATED All-American American."
A face would interrupt him, asking why anyone should take him seriously. He went on a one-match undefeated streak last time he told the world he would be undefeated for the rest of the year, how the hell does he expect to go undefeated for an entire year? Swagger exits sheepishly.
PART TWO
Swagger, laying low for a couple weeks, would make an unannounced return by sitting front row at ECW for a Shelton Benjamin match. Then, later in the week, he would do the same for a Charlie Haas match. A backstage segment would follow with Josh Matthews trying to catch up with Swagger before he leaves. When asked what he was doing in the crowd, Swagger continues walking. When asked how he thinks he'll manage a 365 day undefeated streak after he failed in his last attempt, Swagger stops and says, "I'll have help."
PART THREE
Swagger would remind everyone before his first match that they're about to witness the beginning of his 2010 undefeated streak.
Swagger would control the majority of the match, until he gets rolled up for a near fall. While arguing with the official, two men dressed in those classic red, white and blue hoodie/jumpsuits (or even black and purple to match Swagger), would take out Jack's opponent, letting him pick up the win.
After the match, Swagger would introduce Shelton and Charlie as "The All-American American..." Team Swagger.
PART FOUR
Swagger would continue to win for weeks, maybe longer, until he crosses paths with the original face who opposed him and his idea to go undefeated for 2010. Swagger would then feud with whoever filled this face role for a few PPVs, having the classic lone babyface vs. heel team, strength in numbers type program, that culminates is Swagger defeating his foe cleanly.
PART FIVE
Swagger would claim questions of his ability to go undefeated for a year are now gone, as he defeated the only person to ever oppose him. With 2010 finally beginning to wind down, he has run out of competitors and will now turn his sights to the WWE Champion. He would say he's beaten everyone there is to beat, so he only has one man left to beat... and that's just who interrupts him --
WARNING: ABOUT TO JUMP THE SHARK
Instead of the WWE Champion coming out - it's KURT ANGLE (okay, so it's a stretch, but it'd be perfect)! Angle says Swagger's right - he's gone one more man to beat. But it's not the WWE Champion - it's Kurt Freakin' Angle! Angle says he needed to return to put an end to Swagger's streak, which he's only had thanks to two men he knows all too well.
Angle would bring up how Team Angle was actually a gift to him, not Swagger. So the Olympic Hero is going to beat The All-American American for stealing HIS team, for stealing HIS fireworks, and for misrepresenting HIS country.
THE FINISH
Swagger and Angle would have a similar feud to Swagger's last one, but with Angle looking much stronger. The feud would culminate in a one on one match between the two near the end of the year, where Swagger would go over, setting him up perfectly to face the WWE Champion.
And then WWE would have to finally release a Kurt Angle DVD so I could wet myself whilst watching it, because it would be the greatest DVD they've ever not released because this is a made up storyline and now I'm no longer excited.
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