RESULTS OF THE TWB DRAFT SPECTACULAR

The 2010 TWB Draft Spectacular is IN THE BOOKS. You can read through the entire Lord-of-the-Rings-Trilogy-length thing here, which includes a spat I got into with another guy who was shit-talking KENTA, and you know I can't stand for that. It was all in good fun though, and I'd do it all over again.

Here is my roster, and the other three fellers' rosters. I obviously won. So you can just say that in the comments section and move along. Because I am the best in the world at what I do. Internet fantasy wrestling drafts.

PIZZABODYSLAM'S ROSTER

FIRST PICK: CHRIS JERICHO

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2. Daniel Bryan

3. The Undertaker

4. Kurt Angle

5. Chris Hero

6. Triple H

7. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero

8. Davey Richards

9. KENTA

10. The Hart Dynasty (with Bret Hart & Natalya)

11. Nigel McGuinness

12. Mick Foley

13. Eddie Kingston

14. Kane

15. Jimmy Jacobs

16. Joey Ryan

17. Shelton Benjamin

18. Larry Sweeney

19. Takeshi Morishima

20. Eddie Edwards

21. Young Bucks

22. Colt Cabana

KOPPOKICK'S ROSTER

FIRST PICK: JOHN CENA

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2. AJ Styles

3. Rob Van Dam (Traded to Dylan/Brandon for Rey Mysterio)

4. Christian

5. Evan Bourne

6. Sheamus

7. Dolph Ziggler

8. Jeff Jarrett

9. Claudio Castagnoli

10. William Regal

11. Homicide and Hernandez

12. Mike Knox

13. Ric Flair

14. Low Ki

15. Alex Shelley

16. Chris Sabin

17. Yoshi Tatsu

18. Jay Briscoe

19. Mark Briscoe

20. Jigsaw

21. Jack Evans and Teddy Hart

22. Primo

TH'S ROSTER

FIRST PICK: CM PUNK

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2. Batista

3. Jeff Hardy

4. Samoa Joe

5. Mike Quackenbush

6. Jack Swagger

7. Austin Aries

8. MVP

9. Beth Phoenix and Awesome Kong

10. Kofi Kingston

11. Mark Henry

12. Necro Butcher

13. Zack Ryder

14. Goldust

15. Wade Barrett

16. El Generico

17. Finlay

18. Delirious

19. Skip Sheffield

20. Christopher Daniels

21. Kevin Steen & Steve Corino

22. UltraMantis Black

DYLAN/BRANDON'S ROSTER

FIRST PICK: REY MYSTERIO (TRADED TO KOPPOKICK FOR ROB VAN DAM)

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2. Randy Orton

3. The Miz

4. Big Show

5. Goldberg

6. Edge

7. James Storm

8. Robert Roode

9. John Morrison

10. The Beautiful People

11. Shawn Michaels

12. Joey Mercury

13. Sabu

14. Scott Steiner

15. Booker T

16. Mr. Anderson

17. Adam Bomb

18. Viscera

19. Vader

20. Sting

21. Brian Kendrick and Paul London

22. The Shockmaster

And, just for fun, let's say I had to fantasy book a one-off show TOOONIGHT, using as every single guy I drafted. Here is what I would throw together.

CO-MAIN EVENT - DREAM TAG TEAM MATCH

Chris Jericho & Davey Richards vs. Daniel Bryan & KENTA

CO-MAIN EVENT - SUBMISSION MATCH

Undertaker vs. Kurt Angle

TAG TEAM MATCH

The Hart Dynasty (with Bret Hart and Natalya Neidhart) vs. The Young Bucks

UNDENIABLE ROH WORLD TITLE REMATCH

Nigel McGuinness vs. Takeshi Morishima

NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE PEDIGREE

Triple H vs. Joey Ryan

FIGHT WITHOUT HONOR

"That Young Knockout Kid" Chris Hero (with Larry Sweeney) vs. Eddie Kingston (with Mick Foley!)

SIX MAN MAYHEM

Kane vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Colt Cabana vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Eddie Edwards vs. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero

There! Seven pretty epic matches. Or... six epic matches and one match of six dudes thrown together. Although, if I can get into a Six Man Mayhem match with Rashce Brown and five jobbers, then I can definitely get into this one.

TONIGHT: TWB DRAFT SPECTACULAR LIVEBLOG

If you have nothing to do (and I stress noooooothing, because this is four dudes fantasy-drafting fake wrestlers on the internet), come by The Wrestling Blog and watch as I draft the greatest roster of wrestlers the internet has ever seen (and the internet LOVES wrestling!).

It will be done through CoverItLive, which is a sweet way to take in any Live Blog at all. FanHouse ran one for WrestleMania XXVI, and Brandon Stroud is so frigging funny that it's worth reading four hours of comments all over again.

The "action" starts at 8:00 tonight.

MY STRATEGY FOR THE 2010 TWB DRAFT SPECTACULAR

As announced on The Wrestling Blog last night, I'll be participating in a very serious live online draft on Wednesday. You can view all of the details here.

The basic idea, as conjured up by TH, is that some sort of unknown Cormac McCarthy-like apocalypse bankrupts WWE, TNA and ROH and now every active wrestler is eligible to be drafted to four new companies run by, of course, internet wrestling fans!

I am excited to get down to business on Wednesday and draft the greatest roster of wrestlers since current TNA, with all of their misused guys. And boy do I plan to misuse them to their fullest extent!

There are some unanswered questions about this fictitious draft, however. Is there a winner? Do you need some kind of basic plan as to what your fictitious company will be? How lenient can my wellness policy be? How many times can I draft Rob Terry? If I draft Triple H, will he just automatically draft the rest of my guys for me and bury me? How many Bryan Danielson clones are there in this world?

Either way, here is my strategy for going forward, which I am intentionally leaking to you in order to intimidate my fellow drafters:

1. Only draft guys who are 6'4, 250 lbs.

2. No vanilla midgets with moonsaults or 45 minute submissions

3. Attempt to reunite the surviving members of the Union

4. Draft only one half of several tag teams to piss everyone off

5. Dispute that Scott Hall is an "active" wrestler

6. Draft celebrities to GM my fake show

7. Marry Vickie Guerrero in order to get leverage in the draft

That's about as much as I've planned.

In all seriousness, this'll be all kinds of silly fun, and I'm excited to out-draft these jobbers and have a show that gets more 18-45 male viewers than any show on Spike, G4, CBS, the WB, the Fireplace Channel, and Slice!