FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: HAWKAMANIA

My buddy Mike showed me this. It wouldn't be fair to keep such glorious things as Road Warrior Hawk talking about his hamster and stroking Jim Neidhart's beard to myself. SCARY HUH GENE

No one gets me fired up like Hawk. He can make complete gibberish sound threatening, and not in an Ultimate Warrior way, because his gibberish was never threatening. It was a different kind of gibberish. Space gibberish. Hawk's is real life fucking street gibberish. You don't entirely know what he means when he says it, but you know that if you piledrive him, he'll stand right back up and break your arms, or at the very least dump Henry Godwinn on his head.

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: BRIAN KENDRICK ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT

HOLY SHIT. I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. Maybe it's the Kendrick taunt he pulled when he won. Or maybe it's because it's Brian Kendrick and Drew Carey on TV and I'm not watching a Royal Rumble.

Via - Arda Ocal's Twitter Feed

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: I WHIP RIC FLAIR BACK AND FORTH

Via We Watch Wrestling

And if you don't get it, you're better off. But if you still wanna find out... well... here you go.

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: HAWK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS (IT'S VADER TIME)

(via Drop Toehold)

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: WRESTLEROCK RUMBLE

Feast your eyes on this masterful work of art, via Fuck Yeah Wrestling!

I love everything about this.

And if you don't visit Fuck Yeah Wrestling! on a regular basis, this video is evidence enough that you should.

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: SCOTT STEINER SEXY WORKOUTS FOR MAX RESULTS

This also may be the oldest shit of all-time. How this slipped past my hilarity radar, I'll never know. Thank god for Fuck Yeah Scott Steiner. HEH!!!

Also, I've been pushing my brain to it's very limit to figure out precisely how I'll review/write about HardCORE Justice. Maybe a segment vs. segment breakdown between it and One Night Stand 2005. That sounds fun, and should put some perspective on what I witnessed last night.

So stick around, watch Scott Steiner have a sexy workout (and while it is very sexy, I don't think it's quite as sexy as the Ultimate Warrior workout video), and I'll have that review up in no time.

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: OH SHIT! IT'S VINCE RUSSO!!!

I don't know how he does it, but Monkey Man has scored once again with a video I haven't seen. And I love it. This Mike Tenay sound bite should be used anytime something fucked up happens on Impact. Or it should at least appear in a Botchamania or two. Someone alert Maffew.

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: JERRY LAWLER SINGS

There's something strangely creepy about a guy singing a smooth 70's rock jam, filled with sweet harmonies (and guitarmonies!)... and the lyrics are all about beating the shit out of the people that try and hurt you. It's the kind of blissful dissonance between the lyrics and music that Pitchfork would jizz over. They would also jizz over the accidental hipster fashion of Jerry Lawler's bass player.

Except they would love it thinking he's being ironic. But he's not being ironic. He just loves playing bass with his shirt off and his sunglasses on and that's the world he lives in and I love it.

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: DANIEL BRYAN ACTION FIGURE

Courtesy of (a.k.a. stolen from) Tomby of the POW.

lofl.

FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: LONDRICK SHOOT INTERVIEW

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FUNNIEST SHIT OF ALL TIME: KAYFABESBOOK

I wish I thought of this. Courtesy of the column "The MeeThinks Friday FreeThinks" of 411Mania.

Holy crap. Here's this week's installment. Click here to go check out the rest of his columns that include more facebook hilarity (they began in the January 8th column).

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