Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

UPDATE ON DOLPH ZIGGLER GETTING SCREWED

If you read my RAW review, you know of my "Dolph Ziggler is getting screwed" theory. Here's what I wrote, if you missed it:

- Is Heath Slater just straight-up stealing Ziggler's finish? First they ban his gloves and now they're letting any old ginger do his move? Dolph Ziggler is getting SCREWED.

At first it was just a loose theory. But then I saw THIS:

- Two WWE Superstars celebrate birthdays today as Triple H turns 41 years old while Dolph Ziggler hits 30.

HE SHARES A BIRTHDAY WITH THE DESTROYER. Of COURSE he's getting screwed! Imagine being the lone guy that shares a birthday with Triple H. Your party would be most definitely crashed. NO ONE TAKES A BIRTHDAY AWAY FROM THE GAME!

Seriously, I imagine all the cool people went to Dolph's party and Triple H got mad and banned gloves and told Heath Slater to do the Zig Zag. Next he'll Pedigree a jar of hair gel.

Don't worry Dolph, I'm looking out for you. HHHappy Birthday.